Yun: FOUR MONTH
Haeyong: What's wrong with her?
Nari, surpressing giggles: It's nothing really...
Yun: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATERING A FAKE PLANT
Xia: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it
Xia: And I started thinking
Xia: Like it was just trying to get food
Xia: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck
Xia: How would I feel
Xia, clenching her fists: Fight me.
Hyosoo, standing behind her, shaking her head, holding a knife: [mouths] do not
Interviewer: Can you reccomend me any book that made you cry?
Suyeon: General mathematics 6th edition
Haeyong: Nari please no. I love you
Nari: I'm sorry, I have to
Haeyong: Please Nari, I'm begging you, after all we've been through together?
Nari: I'm sorry
Nari: *Places a 4+ card*
Nari: Uno
Hyosoo: Okay everyone know what their doing?
Suyeon: In general or the choreography?
Hyosoo: The choreo, Suyeon
Suyeon: Oh, phew
Nari, running in: Okay, I have a plan, but I need some help.
Eunha: *spins a wheel with all the members names on it* Yun, It's your turn.
Yun: Dammit
Yun: Tell me something I don't know
Suyeon: The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared
Eunji, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, parental figure.
Haeyong, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.
Interviewer: So how many kids do you have?
Haeyong: Biologically, legally or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
Suyeon: If you add 'uwu' at the end of a sentence it makes it cute.
Xia: You're right uwu
Haeyong: I also agree uwu
Hyosoo: I'm going to kill all of you uwu
Eunha: Don't uwu
Hyosoo: Fuck you uwu
Hyosoo at youth: I tried starting a gang once, but it turned into a babysitting gig.
Yun: You were drunk last night.
Eunha: No, I wasn't.
Yun: You started cutting pinapples at 3 am while yelling "Stop hiding spongebob! I know you're in there!"
Eunha:
Eunha: But did I find him though.
Eunji: Yun, why do good people die young?
Yun: When you're in a garden full of flowers, which ones do you pick?
Eunji: The ugly ones.
Yun: Exactl-wait wait what? Why?
Eunji: Because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden.
Interviewer: So Suyeon, tell us something about yourself.
Suyeon, unprepared: I was born at a very young age.
Dispatch: *following Eunji*
Boss, calling: Any news?
Dispatch: This is the 25th person she flirted with and the 12th time she turned around to pose for the camera.
Eunha: Okay, we gotta get through this looked door, Eunji quick give me your credit card.
Eunji: Here.
Eunha, pocketing it: Cool. Hyosoo, kick the door down.
Haeyong: Nari you can't go on stage like that.
Nari, wearing one of those inflatable dinosour costumes: Respect the drip Karen.
Xia, cuddling her dog: I love dogs so much they make me so soft an-
Eunji, from the distance: Woof
Xia:
Eunji: Cuddle me.
Xia: Unnie- I love you Unnie-
Eunha: Ew don't be gross
Xia: But I looooove you.
Eunha:
Eunha:
Eunha, mumbling: iloveyoutoo
Xia: What was that?
Eunha: I said yOU SMELL LIKE A SHOE
Eunha: *flees*
Dispatch: *following Xia*
Boss: Any news?
Dispatch: I think I'm in love with her sir.
Eunji: What's the worst decision you've made while you were drunk?
Suyeon: Don't mean to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
Hyosoo: HYDRATE or DIE-DRATE
Hyosoo: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Eunha: Uh...?
Yun: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Hyosoo: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Xia, sobbing: It's working
Nari: Is four a lot?
Eunha: Depends on the context
Eunha: Dollars? No
Eunha: Murders? Yes
Eunji: Yun won't come out if her room.
Suyeon: Just tell her I said something
Eunji: Like what?
Suyeon: Anything factually incorrect
Yun, arriving few minutes later: Did you just say the sun is a fucking planet?
Haeyong: I don't get paid enough for this
Eunji: For what?
Haeyong: *Gestures to everything*
Eunha: Hey are you okay?
Xia, rocking back and forth in the corner: No
Eunha: Did you remember an embarrassing thing you did 3 years ago again and now you're annoyed?
Xia: maybe...
Nari: How far have you gone with a guy?
Xia: One time I went to LA with my dad.
Xia: If I run and jump at Hyosoo, she will most certainly catch me in her arms.
Xia, running towards Hyosoo: INCOMING
Hyosoo: NO! I'M HOLDING HOT TEA-
Hyosoo: *drops tea to catch Xia*
Suyeon: Chillax
Eunji: That's not a word.
Suyeon: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.
Eunha, running on 0 hours of sleep: What if I didn't go to bed and just stayed up practicing?
Xia: Hey, I got a better idea.
Eunha: What?
Xia, gently pulling her sleeve: What if you don't
Nari: HAEYONG! SUYEON IS IN THE POOL AND I DON'T THINK SHE'S WATERPROOF.
Haeyong: What?
Yun: She means Suyeon is drowning.
Haeyong: Oh okay.
Haeyong: WAIT WHAT?
Nari: Would you rather stab Eunji or-
Haeyong: Stab Eunji
Nari: But i didn't even say the other option
Haeyong: I know, but i would still stab Eunji
Nari:
Eunji: Not gonna lie i'm feeling a bit unsafe in this house. Does anyone else feel the same?
Suyeon: This date is really boring.
Yun: This isn't a date I said I was going to the store.
Suyeon: Then why did you invite me?
Yun: I didn't. I specifically said 'suyeon don't come with me' and you said 'fuck you yun I'll do whatever I want'
Eunha: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Nari: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.
Suyeon: Hey, Unnie do you have a bag I can borrow?
Hyosoo: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of your existence.
Suyeon: Fuck you. Literally all you had to do was say no.
Eunha: Would you like a cup of coffee?
Yun: Sure, that'd be nice-
Eunha: Good, get me one too.
Nari: *accidentally retweets haeyong fanart*
[youth groupchat]
Hyosoo: I saw that.
Xia: What happend?
Haeyong: Nari...
Nari: IT WAS A MISTAKE DONT KILL ME
[Nari left the chat]
Hyosoo: We've been trying to tell you this for years. Your bacon allergy is a lie.
Haeyong: Eunha unnie made it up so you'd eat healthy as a kid.
Suyeon: No, no! I'm just allergic to a lot if stuff!
Suyeon: Bacon, doughnuts, Halloween candy, not saying 'thank you'...
Suyeon: Oh my God...
Hyosoo: So you gave Suyeon a word puzzle for her birthday?
Yun: Those words make 'We're going to Disneyland!', I wanted to surprise her.
Eunji: Until...she sucks-
Suyeon, screaming: WE ARE GOING TO DIE! ˢ ⁿ ʸ ˡ ᵃ ⁿ ᵈ
Haeyong, seeing people do something idiotic: Oh God what fucking idiots.
Haeyong after realising it's Nari, Eunji and Suyeon: Oh no those are my idiots.
Eunha, signs: No one really loves me.
Xia: Are you sure.
Eunha: Yeah
Xia, aggressively pointing at herself: ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT
Suyeon: I bet you can't make a sentence without the letter 'a'
Yun: You thought you just did something, didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
Suyeon: Wot the fuck
Suyeon: I'm quick at math
Yun: Okay what is 29 x 63?
Suyeon: 37
Yun: What? That is not even remotely close
Suyeon: But it was quick
Suyeon: Can I ride my bike outside?
Hyosoo: Whatever I'm not your mother
Suyeon: *runs outside*
Hyosoo: NOT IN THE STREET
Haeyong: It's all fun and games until Suyeon gets hurt
Eunha: Yeah, then it's hilarious
Haeyong: I want to sue you.
Eunha working in a drive-through
Eunha: And would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am.
Woman: Uh... it's for a boy.
Eunha: Okay congratulations
Eunha: Do you want hot wheels or barbie toy
Woman: I want a boy toy please.
Eunha: Haha, don't we all
Woman:
Eunha:
Eunha: So you want hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose.
Nari: Today a cute boy came up to me and asked how I was doing
Nari: I couldn't choose between 'I'm good' and 'I'm okay'
Nari: So I freaked out and said "I'm gay"
Eunji: Xia, I'm cold
Xia: Wait a sec, I'll get you my jacket
Suyeon: Unnie, I'm cold
Hyosoo: Come over here, I'll set you on fire
Xia: Did you guys see our teaser photos?
Suyeon: Yeah, my wig was snatched uwu
Xia: What wig?
Haeyong: Suyeon looked so cute, I'm mad.
Xia: Why are you mad at her? What did she do this time?
Nari: Did you guys see the tea on twitter though?
Xia: When did we get tea?
[youth groupchat - 3 am]
Eunji: When the donkey asked Shrek what his name was, he paused before saying it was Shrek. What if he actually came up with that on the spot? What if his name isn't Shrek?
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Hyosoo: Fuck you seriously.
Nari: Nobody can sleep in peace now.
Ghost: BOO!
Xia: *on the verge of tears*
Ghost: Oh my God, I'm so sorry please don't cry.
Haeyong: One day I wanna be a mom.
Nari: You already are
Haeyong: Suyeon is not my child.
Suyeon, writing in her journal: Today marks the day I was disowned by my own mother.
Nari: What's that nice French place we went to called again?
Yun: France?
Nari: That's the one!
Suyeon: Sup Unnie, I heard there is a new art exhibition in town
Yun: Oh? Where?
Suyeon: In my room. You can stare at me.
Suyeon: Entrance is free [winks]
Haeyong: You fainted, do you remember anything?
Eunji: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Hyosoo: That wasn't the ambulance, I drove you.
Eunji: But I heard a siren.
Haeyong: That was Nari.
Nari: Sorry, I got nervous
Eunha: Hello 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally raised my voice at Xia and I need to be arrested.
911 operator: Miss. Hae, we've talked about this.
Eunji: fuck, marry, kill
Eunji: me, haeyong and yun
Hyosoo: fuck yun, marry you and kill suyeon
Suyeon: I wasn't even one of the options what the fuck.
Haeyong: Like I know we're just friends...but I see us as something more...
Nari: Oh, I'm so glad you brought that up.
Nari: Sometimes I imagine us as dinosaurs, I thought I was the only one.